That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff.
It’s a spider thing
It’s a spider thing
Okay, so, the chickens are doing some kind of festival dance around the baby. I think they’re going to sacrifice it to the chicken lord.
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
My friend was giving her pet hedgehog a bath and he accidentally fell into the drain in the sink.
His face was priceless.
Every Tinkerbell Movie
Someone: Tink don't do the thing
Tinkerbell: Why
Someone: Just don't do the thing
Tinkerbell: Ok.
Tinkerbell: ....
Tinkerbell: ...
Someone: *leaves*
Tinkerbell: .....
Tinkerbell: I'm gonna do the thing
No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.
Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.
